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Scrontch

To destroy something in such a way that there is no trace of it left, to destroy is so brutally with such malice that it is simply no more.
Hey, remember when Joe Scrontched that pigeon by throwing a stick of dynamite at it?
by Polykone October 13, 2022
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Scrontching

The act of kidnapping a wasp/hornet, intentionally getting it to sting your genital area (female or male) so as to enlarge the area, and then proceeding to have a much more pleasureful sex by scratching the itch caused by the sting.
“I scrontched my girlfriend yesterday after I found a red hornet outside”

“Wanna go scrontching later?”
by the alaskan wolfbagger June 15, 2024
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Scrontching

The act of kidnapping a wasp/hornet, making it sting your genitals (male or female) so as to enlarge them, and then having more pleasurable sex as you scratch your itching genitals during the intercourse.
“I scrontched your girlfriend last night after I found a red hornet in my yard”

“Wanna go scrontching later?”

“Erm… what the scrontch?”
by the alaskan wolfbagger June 15, 2024
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