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scoffnosh

The act of a student coming home to the parents house and consuming a tonne of shite in the first 15 minutes
I'm going back to the parents for a scoffnosh
by Aldoggu October 19, 2018
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Sophomore Scruff

Sparse facial hair grown by high school students. Students reject the idea that they don't have a real beard and they grow out the sparse facial hairs making them look like an idiot.
Did you see John's sophomore scruff it looks like he glued pubic hair in random places on his face.
by timd1234 October 6, 2010
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Scruffbone

A minority group. Typically a male, who lives life alternately, usually going against the stream with attitude, self care, and pronunciation of words.

Occasionally seen with anything from a small mullet to Jewish side curls, they will always be sporting some form of beard, a torn scarf (even at the slightest breeze) some skinny jeans with a slash around the knee to reveal the under skin. The purebred breed 'scruffs' are barrel chested, with what looks like a forest of black escaping through their capital V neck, or loosely buttoned flannelette. Often an array of antique necklaces are draped over the shoulders, sometimes entangling with the neck beard. Apparel is strictly earthly colours with a mix of blacks and greys.

They use leather twine to bind or repair, or even make a bracelet if they are feeling creative, which is their normal state of mind.

Sometimes known to speak with a husky voice, often taking horse tablets to help them draw out words and over emphasise vowels, even to the point on stuttering on words such as 'R-r-r-r-romp'.
Joel Houston, Russel Brand

Dane: Man that guy looks like he hasn't seen civilisation for weeks...but he is so classy.

Joe: Yeah, that guys a true scruffbone, look at his hessian shirt!

Dane: Man, his hair is formidable, the ladies love him.
by Rugbearer January 19, 2010
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Scruffy Ricardo

when a guy with facial hair rubs his beard on the asshole of his partner, after rimming him.
after rimming me, he gave me a Scruffy Ricardo
by jsg123 December 6, 2010
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perma-scruff

Perma-scruff is that sexy unshaven look on guys that takes a lot of work to maintain. It looks like they just rolled out of bed, but their facial hair never gets any longer.
Colin O'Donoghue playing Killian Jones (Captain Hook) on Once Upon a Time has BEAUTIFUL perma-scruff.
by thatonegirl02 November 28, 2012
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Scruff Rugged

The ultimate quintessence of Manliness. Imagine an epic battle between ravaging lumberjacks, aggravated pirates, diseased warrior pigeons, zombie Hockey-Bears, etc. Now multiply that clusterfuck by the value of "Ninjasaurus Rex" and apply the aftermath of the situation to a man's face. What do you get? The vehement forest of unkempt hair known as the beard.

Scruff Rugged is used as an adjective when describing a man's testosterone-induced, chaotically intense facial hair.
"Oh my God that man's face is being savagely mauled by a mutant Bear-fiend!"

"Haha, silly douche, that man's simply scruff rugged!"
by Nitro Wonder March 22, 2010
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Scruff

What a female loves to feel between her thighs. The right scruff to jawline ratio is a lady killer.

Also known as a 3 to 5 day old rockstar beard.
1. Omg, his Scruff has me dripping wet right now, I want that between my thighs for hours!

2. He is such a sexy rockstar drummer, his scruff is always so on point. He has to be Italian with that scruff and jawline.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 24, 2019
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