screwtard

A mixture of screw and retard.
Screw-tard

David: Hello smell my finger its my ass.

Collin: David your such a screwtard.

by Kieran999 May 11, 2006

screwdiddle

A diddle that has been screwed.

Man, what a screwdiddle.

by dclair April 25, 2007

Screwbared

The same as Fubared, but a lighter application.

That tank battalion got Screwbared because 1 of it's tanks got Fubared.

by backotruck January 25, 2012

Screwbered

Getting screwed over by an Uber driver in any way, shape or form. Poor driving, body odor, getting dropped off two blocks from your actual destination.

I just got screwbered. My driver farted the whole time and dropped me off on the next block over.

by Lesliekkc June 21, 2017

scrweird

The feeling one gets when they are creeped out by a person who is acting both in-ordinary and perverted

that guy in the bus stop is so scrweird

by Ezroyal November 5, 2017

Screwbydoogle

1. an act of repetitious mistakes by a person with lack of intellect.

2. a person lacking the basic common sense required to learn from one's mistakes.

The new employee continues to make mistakes on the job... what a screwbydoogle!

by AllieJoyC June 1, 2018

Screwber

An uber where the passenger pays for the fare with sex instead of money.

I couldn't afford Uber so I called Patrick up and took Screwber instead.

by toki_wartooth April 30, 2022