Screwhead

Someone who is defined incompetent to using common logic, and using their common senses.

Also known to examplify idiocy, and known for that "spaced out" look when nothing is going on.

Bill: "Tommy you fucking screwhead, why did you set the bomb upside down?"

Tommy: "Fuck man I wasn't looking!"

by Chemich August 6, 2009

Scarehead

a really old female punk band that is impossible to find any information about. The only information on any search engine is the drummer's name. Which is Charlotte Selene.

Who sings that song ha-ha? Oh, that's Scarehead.

by AnnieDukeNStuff July 23, 2009

screbend

The head of a penis (also known as a bellend) that has either been circumised or suffered some other trauma such as theft, arson or GBH. It is also used to refer to the grotty end of an object such as a shoe lace or a joint.

"Hey Issac want to go and get your bellend jebended at the Synagogue."
"Someone shot me the other day with a shotgun in the groin. I now have a bit of a screbend."
"Little Timmy ure shoelaces are somewhat screbended."

by Ollock Bollock July 5, 2006

Scranhead

A fine, local crackhead whom enjoys a delightful bowl of Scran.

Oi, Marvo look! A scranhead!

by Scanaroid April 15, 2017

Shrekhead

A blow job that is performed in a swamp.

Yo dude, she was so nasty, she gave me shrekhead.

by Ohyoufoundouuuut March 8, 2022

screbender

noun for screbend, a person lighting and smoking a screbend, most commonly one thts already put out

tom is a total screbender

by ollie GH August 11, 2006

neighborhood sorehead

the one neighbor or party living around you sure to stink on one thing or another that you do...(loud music, parking of car/s, barking dog/s, "junk" cars,...on & on!!) -this can pretty much apply 'globally' too, ie: al-queda could be the neighborhood sorehead!

it can work in reverse too, where YOU can be the neighborhood sorehead, if YOU have these above things torturing YOU!! -in a "community" a certain degree of 'civility' does apply, and goes a long way!!

show me a place without a neighborhood sorehead, and i'll show you a perfect world!!

by michael foolsley December 27, 2009