ball scratching

Ball scratching is the act of getting paid for sitting on your ass.
Particularly if you work in IT and just sit in front of the PC waiting for something to come up.

Also referred to as scrapesticle

guy1: Dude, you're working on Christmas, that's rough!
guy2: Hell no, I get paid double to do a whole day of ball scratching.

by Ashko November 23, 2009

Craughing

When someone is craughing, it is near impossible to tell if they are crying or laughing. Normally the craugher is in another room or out of eyesight, so you can't see their crying/laughing face.

Note: Not to be confused with craffing, the act of crying and laughing at the same time. Craughing is when you can't tell between the two.

"Wow, stop craughing!"

by Dest747 May 9, 2010

Pork scratching

When a guy gets the perfect pinch, roll, scratch technique in just the right spot on his balls. This is the greatest pleasure a man can feel.

Omg yes I just got the best pork scratching

by Lord McCready October 9, 2020

Scragging

The art of grinding ones ass on any type of surface.

In his efforts to break in another new house, The Spic began scragging the shinny wooden floor.

by The Spic, B-ILL January 16, 2006

snaughing

When you laugh so much you accidentally snort

"I was laughing so much, I started snaughing! "
"Oh my God, Laura just snaughed! "

by SamanthaTheWise June 4, 2013

scratchington

someone who likes piss and has they pronouns in bio

probably has blue hares

theyre taking that golden shower like a cuck, what a scratchington

by TNS carry you March 9, 2022

scratching

Creating music by means of manually moving a record under a stylus. Typically seen in the musical genres of "House" and "Rap". See my Audio example.

What's a DJ if ya can't scratch?

by Chase February 15, 2005