Scrat

A war criminal that causes literally every fucking problem.
Who is this man? You may recognize him from ice age. This mother fucker most likely caused World War II. For all we know he is Hitler.
If you need someone to blame for your divorce blame Scrat. You can also use him as excuse for committing arson, as well as killing a man.
Blame this stupid bitch.
Also this is legal because of how fucking ugly he is. Ew, what a gross bitch.

“Scrat made me kill my ex-wife”

by Tiddysquisher69 June 29, 2020

Scrat

A squirrel from the ice age movies, who is know for being obsessed with his nuts.

What is that thing!?
That is scrat. He is the reason the world is the way it is.

by Screw_Tarts February 17, 2019

Scrat

The action of forcibly shoving your balls in your partners mouth when they have lock-jaw. Mimicking Scrat from Ice Age.

Scrat: (verb)

Person 1: Yo I want to Scrat that bitch so hard tonight.

——

Person 2: Oh My God, I hope I get scratted tonight.

by queefing queens November 16, 2021

Scrat

A name for a hamster that is dumb and has big balls.

"Wow, that hamsters a Scrat..."

by Monty Kaplinski June 20, 2008

Scrat

That fucking retarted rat thing from ice age.
Scrat has been known to be the cause of every extinction event ever.

"Hey, remember scrat from ice age?"
"Yes, he was fucking stupid."

by Sucksthatusernameshaveawordlim December 14, 2017

Scrat

To do menial, pointless, but intensive work that you consider to be below you.

To look like scruffy urchin when you consider yourself to look quite the hunk.

'Have a good day at work?'
'Nah, I had to scrat around with the photocopier all day.'

'Sorry mate, you look a bit of a scrat.'
'I'm scrat-tascic!'

by Loopmeister August 1, 2006

Scrat

English slander or slang for Penis

You are a scrat...You are a dick!
Dont be a scrat
you are a scrat end

by Luke Keogh - Duffman June 8, 2005