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boy scout camp

A place in the summer where boy scouts work on merit badges needed for obtaining the Eagle Scout rank/go to have fun for a week. You can hike, swim, fish, bike,etc. Or you can just spend all your money on Mountain Dew at the Trading Post the whole time. The only major problem of boy scout summer camp? There are unfortunately no girls there. :(
Remember how I spent all my money at the trading post on the first night of boy scout camp? Good times.
by Assassin aprentice June 5, 2016
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scotty sire

super funny, under appreciated, totally a hunk, famous youtuber, cute girlfriend, just the total package
person 1: i'm rlly sad and i hate people
person 2: you must be hot then
person 1: y
person 2: bc scotty sire is sad and hates people and he's a hunk
by sierrallen June 19, 2017
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Kubz Scouts

Kubz Scouts Other Known As Jay Or Robert Is A Energetic Youtuber Who Has 4.22Million Subscribers And Fans Today.
"Complimentary Horror Game Flashlight" - Kubz Scouts
by Junko Sukii July 28, 2021
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Scooty Puff Jr.

Fry's defective getaway vehicle from the infosphere and the giant brains. It was given to him by Nibbler. There is also Scooty Puff Sr. "The Doombringer"
by letithappen88 August 31, 2016
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Scout Sniper

A marine highly skilled in field craft and marksmanship who delivers long range precision fire at selected targets, from concealed positions, in support of combat operations.
Find some cover! we're taking fire from a concealed, unknown enemy..probably a scout sniper!
by PIGGIE11 April 5, 2011
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Scotty Principle

(n.) The defacto gold star standard for delivering products and/or services within a projected timeframe. Derived from the original Star Trek series wherein Lt. Cmdr. Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott consistently made the seemingly impossible happen just in time to save the crew of the Enterprise from disaster.

The premise is simple:

1) Caluculate average required time for completion of given task.

2) Depending on importance of task, add 25-50% additional time to original estimate.

3) Report and commit to inflated time estimate with superiors, clients, etc.

4) Under optimal conditions the task is completed closer to the original time estimate vs. the inflated delivery time expected by those waiting.
The following situation is a simulation of the Scotty Principle in practice.

Kirk: "The ship seems sluggish today. When was the last time you did a tune-up on the warp drive?"

Scotty: "Aye, sir. She's due. Last maintenance was 56 days ago."

Kirk: (light chuckle) "Well, what are you waiting for? An ambush from cloaked Romulans?"

Scotty: "I'll need to check how much dilithium we have in supply, but she'll be better than new in no time."

Kirk: "And that will be...?"

Scotty: "Six hours."

--- four hours later ---

Scotty: "All done, sir. Care to test her out?"

--- Enterprise taken rapidly to warp 3, does a few doughnuts, comes to a smooth stop ---

Kirk: "Scotty, there's no finer engineer in this quadrant!"
by fugitive247 September 6, 2005
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Scotty

A somewhat tall and overweight individual. Their surname is usually "Robert" or some other generic western birth name but their nickname is almost always Scotty when they fill the expected physical attributes mentioned previously.
He/it/they take liberty and pride in surreptitiously depositing rohypnol in the alcoholic beverages unsuspecting females. Their living conditions are commonly unsanitary and uninhabitable by regular human beings.

A Scotty can typically be found in pursuit of heavily intoxicated females in any of the college bars throughout the east coast. Unfortunately these situations turn out in favor of the Scotty and they will quite often be gloating about the added notch on their bedpost.

Recapitulaton: this creature often engages in illegal activities involving sexual harrassment, filing of false police reports on peers, and at times possession of drug paraphernalia.
Shannon: "There he goes again."
Danielle: "Who?"
Shannon: "Scotty, he's is following those girls"
Danielle: "Good thing we didn't drink tonight!"
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Katie: "Woah! There's grape jelly all over my leg!"
Erin: "Did you check under the seat before you used the toilet?"
Katie: "Shit! I forgot!"
Erin: "Scotty's at it again"
by Schuett March 9, 2022
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