Scouting

After you meet a girl at the bar or at a party you check her myspace or facebook to make sure she is legit.

"Dude I did some scouting today. That chick seems pretty good."

by Beer-Run August 1, 2008

MILF scouting

An act usually performed at an event where a large number of mothers will be present, for example a school football match or open evening, where one simply walks around the event looking out for and admiring young or middle aged mothers that they wouldn't mind genitally infiltrating.

"I've been made to take parents around the school at open evening today, it's an effort and a half"

"Mate, its the perfect oppurtunity to do a bit of MILF scouting"

"OHHH YEAHH, that makes it so much more worth it"

by Wangdalf January 30, 2008

the stranger's cousin

Similar to the stranger, (see definition of the stranger) but one sits on his non-dominate hand before jerking off with it, thus creating another layer of separation between the wanker and wankee, in one's imagination.

I was starting to get wise to the stranger, so I did the stranger's cousin

by Lewispewis December 9, 2017

lucy's cousin molly

A covert slang term for Ecstasy, or MDMA. It likely originated from the terming of the somewhat similar hallucinogen LSD lucy.

Do you want to hang out with Lucy's cousin Molly this saturday at the club?

by Drugnerd April 25, 2006

scouring the pipes

1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.

Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against Prostate Cancer. Men who Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the

most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.

by zingeraddict October 4, 2011

Scoutin

To pretend to be friends with someone in order to find out all of their business to expose them.

Jessica: Tony ass be scoutin, you know he use to date Mary. She sent him naked pictures. And he put out ALL of her business!

Ericka: That's Crazy

by ANGIE CHAPO February 10, 2015

scosing out

Paranoid, delusional, hallucinations due to lack of sleep.

That cunt is scosing out...

by 750 October 28, 2017