Scottie Barnes

The best fuking NBA player of all time. He’s the real deal and nobody should ever mess with him. If u ever make Scottie mad get ready for him to drop 100 on u. Also the greatest Toronto Raptor of all time DADDIES

OMG who just gave that man a facial?
SCOTTIE BARNES FUKING NIGGA

by Her Fav Person ever (D) December 1, 2021

Scottie Pippen

NBA hall of famer who won 6 titles while playing for the Chicago Bulls alongside Michael Jordan. Most famous for blocking Justin Bieber's jumpshot during the 2011 NBA All-Star Celebrity Game.

Scottie Pippen: Go back to Canada pussy!

by D-robs March 6, 2011

scotter

A scooter with a jet engine on the back - after it has ploughed into the side of a mountain because it could not steer or brake at that speed.

- Where's your scooter dude?

- Gone, it's a scotter now.

by Glest August 11, 2010

Hottie Mc Scottie

A really hot guy that you don't know the name of.

Gail: Hey did you see that guy?!
Brittany: Oh you mean that hottie mc scottie right over there?!

by Buhritaneah March 11, 2009

Scotter

250 pounds of skin, bone, flesh, chest hair, pizza, and for it's incomprehenable grammar, and antics. This "thing" can usually be found on a couch, a bed or a kitchen where it devours anything it can put in it's mouth. It's favourite past-times are chewing tabacco, drinking large amounts of cheap, dime a dozen beer. He also enjoys staying out late with "friends". The Scotter has been known to intrigue, or to be intrigued by nearly anything that is going through his cat like attention spam of a brain. The Scotter often sports a large playoff like beard, and wears tacky clothes that lead him to absolutely no tail.

The Scotter ex. chebacca, ape, the 1 ton Man, That creepy old fat guy at the bar. The wrapper of your gum you throw on the road.

by ImreallyEnglish.org December 6, 2010

Scottie Sekula

Loves to ride cock and suck it for that matter. Makes jokes about sex and is a complete Faggot in general, his persona is completely deceiving and is chubby. Preferably loves men and needs to be loved by strong arms from a gay man. Has a Rotmouth though so he is cheap

Scottie Sekula: Hey man! Gay guy: Yuckie! I got a taste of your breath you sick fuck! Go get mouthwash!

by Redthemed June 2, 2016

Grandma Scottie

A Grandma with Scottie describes clumsy but awesome people.

Stranger: What's your name?
You: Grandma Scottie

Stranger: Oh you must be a Potato

King is the MIGHTIEST

by King the mighty March 7, 2021