The Sexy Drunken Scotsman

A native of Scotland, often seen roaming the wilds of Canada and braving the New World.
With his love of his kilt, his undying patriotic pride and sudden bouts of drunken rage, no wonder everyone loves him.
Like most Scotsman, he enjoys drinking, fighting, and fixing things.
Always willing to lend a helping hand, the only thing he'll ask in return is money for his alcohol addiction.

Truly a modern day Saint.

Random Person1: Who's that over there?

Random Person2: Him? That's The Sexy Drunken Scotsman!

Random Person1: Does he even have a name?

Random Person2: No one really knows. He's often too drunk to know himself.

by The Sexy Drunken Scotsman May 11, 2009

dirty scotsman

when a guy goes down on a girl on her period, and receives a red moustache/beard combo as a result

I was all like, Gunter, I'm totally on the rag, and he's all like, sweet. So I gave him the dirty scotsman

by SmallyK February 10, 2005

Scotsman's scarf

The act of taking a long shit and wrapping it around somebody's neck for warmth. Most likely to occur in Cumnock (Ayrshire) or similar towns, where people can often be found sleeping on the street after a heavy night and somebody thought it would be funny/helpful to commit this act on them.

Hey Ewan, look at wee Angus sleeping in that doorway
Aye, he's had a few too many
Let's give him a Scotsman's scarf before he catches pneumonia

by mackemsam August 17, 2016

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman

A collection of jokes known mostly by residents of the United Kingdom which involve a man from England, Scotland and Ireland. The jokes are commonly long and end up with the Irishman being made a fool of or making the pun of the joke.

The jokes rarely involve Wales. Lucky Buggers.

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all invited to a Christmas party. In order to get into the party, they must bring something relevant with Christmas. On the day, the Scotsman turns up with a Christmas tree, so he is allowed in. The Englishman turns up and brings a cracker, so he allowed in aswell. Eventually the Irishman turns up also, holding a pair of ladies underwear. The guard at the door asks him, "What have they got to do with Christmas?"

The Irishman replies, "They're Carols".

by Mcmacmucsons January 8, 2009

Rotten Scotsman

A "Rotten Scotsman" is acheived when a woman inserts her thumb into a man's anus, squeezing and releasing his testicles with one hand, and sucking and strocking his penis with her mouth and other hand. The action gives the look that she is playing the bagpipes.

Last night when Sue was giving me a blow job, all of sudden she shoved her finger up my ass and sqeezed my balls, all with the same hand. I asked her what the hell she was doing, and she said, "I'm giving you a Rotten Scotsman!"

by Billy Madison June 5, 2003

Mad Scotsman

A beastility crazed mafiadeath player.

A sheep is the most commonly abused animal by this individual. Unfortunate players may also be subjected to this players horrific noodz. The effects of this can cause blindness


Rumoured to be related to Shrek and Carrot

Oh no Mad Scotsman is about!! Dont worry about your women and children. Save your animals!!!!

by Jayx31 April 29, 2009

slippery scotsman

The act of blending watery diarrhea with a shot of Scotch whiskey and serving it to an unsuspecting victim.

I served Jim a Slippery Scotsman at Evan's party last night after finding he fucked my girlfriend. After he felt the warmth of the glass and the smell of the drink, he proceeded to vomit everywhere!

by DeezNizzuts December 13, 2008