scone

a scone is like a josh of the pastry world. it is the most sad lifeless and gayest thing you could ever eat. it is pretty much a gay muffin

Me: dont eat that scone
Him: why not
Me: its like a gay muffin, you will instantly die inside if you do

by me..me November 8, 2018

scone

An older woman who you would like to fuck, aka MILF. The hot mother of a biscuit.

I'd like to eat that scone's biscuit!
If that scone was a biscuit, I'd spread my butter all over her backside.

by wehrlock December 23, 2004

scone

1. a scone is a triangular shaped biscuit usually baked on a pan or cooked on a griddle deriving from the Dutch word 'schoon' meaning light bread from the 17th century or the 1600's

2. source of infinite power normally disguised as a triangular shaped pastry.

1. Scones are yummy!

2. Hail to the scones.

by Sconeboy December 20, 2003

scone

A beautiful, intelligent, elegant and dazzling woman

"See that hot chick over there?"
"Yeah, but she's a scone. Way out of your league!"

by Paul_ero October 9, 2006

scone

SCONES ARE GOOD! SCONES ARE CRUNCHY! A funny little cake like thing that became one of my all time favorate words.

Want a scone?

by CJ Henry April 1, 2004

Scone

When a group of young wans go to Edinburgh for a weekend lookin for some serious scottish bone- scone.

Jayzus Susan...Hes a quare fine scone. I'd put some cream on that!

by Fone, the female Bone. February 6, 2010

Scone

To make contact with someone in a sexual manner, but with more public appeal. Scone prounounced as in Cone.

"We are going to scone later" Suggesting the idea of sexual contact through the word scone.

by mtwini09 October 28, 2010