Canadian Log Splitter

When performing the act of anal sex the female defecates upon the males penis, and in doing so splitting the feces into two pieces.

Last night I was plowing this chick's ass and she gave me a Canadian Log Splitter.

by Jay slough April 19, 2010

slitter

(Scottish)
1. noun - person unable to eat or pour liquids without spilling half the contents down their front
2. verb - to unsuccessfully attempt ill-advised transfer of liquid or semi-liquid foodstuffs from one object to another; to eat messily
3. adjective form "slittery"

1. What a slitter - you've gone and got soup all up your sleeve.
2. Don't try and pour your tea into another mug. You'll slitter half of it for sure.
3. Aw ya big slittery monkey. Look at the mess you're making!

by thrawnpop May 14, 2008

Hair Splitter

The making of unreasonably fine distinctions. No matter how small, the person will differentiate between subjects.

a.k.a. A ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS.

Person 1: "Colin just spent the past half-hour telling me the difference between magenta and pink"

Person 2: "He is such a hair splitter"

by siouxyaya123 March 12, 2012

Time Splitters 2

This game is highly addictive. It features an epic story mode that tells a great story, with even greater challenges. There are so many great guns on this game it isn't even funny. There is a massively huge multiplayer mod with tons of crazy bots that are helluva tough(like MR. T)and awesomely funny. They also have a mapmaker were you can make your own multiplayer levels and story mode missions. It's extremely detailed and extremely easy so any idiot(like yourself)can pick up the controller and feel special. And there are more then 130 characters available, but you have to try to unlock them through the numerous(around more then 200)Challenge Mode and Arcade League which helps you become a Master at the game like me. And the graphics are very nice and there is no lag and blazing fast and realistic gun play.The sound and music is so great only few games are in it's legue for great music and sound effects.

Time Splitters 2 is the shiznit and Future Perfect will be even better. Since you get to drive cars, and get even more looney characters.

by Mc Mario December 3, 2004

urine splitter

Wake up with half chub, need to pee, too much pressure, short curly in pee hole blocking the exit

I missed first hour due to my dirty urine splitter I left in my girlfriends parents master bathroom.

by Crafties June 29, 2018

liquid leg splitter

slang The Sapphire Salute - A very dry martini made from equal amounts of Bombay Sapphire Gin and Absolut Citron Vodka. Served up very cold, with a twist of lime.

When Mary took her first sip of the much anticipated offering, her spine tingled and she smiled saying, "Oh, this is smooth, a real liquid leg splitter."

by Lady Agatha January 11, 2008

Shitter Splitter

A huge oversized penis

Curly is gonna rip you in half with his huge Shitter Splitter.

by sQuickDrill August 27, 2006