Guy 1: Hey did you see David Schwimmer on Friends and on the offseason?
Guy 2: Yeah he overgels his hair even on the off-season.
Guy 1: I think his hair repels bugs away from him
Girl: I think he's hot you douchebags.
Guy 2: Yeah he overgels his hair even on the off-season.
Guy 1: I think his hair repels bugs away from him
Girl: I think he's hot you douchebags.
by Cripplingdepression69 June 21, 2017
Get the david schwimmer mug.Someone from a relatively large family. All Schwalms are well endowed and want to have sex all the time and everyone wants to have sex with them.
Derived from the french word, "virile", Schwalms are so strong and so hot. Everyone wants a piece.
Always loyal, everyone wants to be friends with them, but they'll only chose the best of the best to hang around.
Derived from the french word, "virile", Schwalms are so strong and so hot. Everyone wants a piece.
Always loyal, everyone wants to be friends with them, but they'll only chose the best of the best to hang around.
Known saying: "When you go Schwalm, you can't go wrong"
Known tongue twister (repeat three times): "Schwalm, Schlong, Swamp" or "Donkey Schlong Schwalm"
Julien: "Yo, Schwalm is such a good room mate! He cleaned up the toilet for a hole hour!"
Hot girl1: "Yo, this guy gave me a superman that hoe' yesterday night!"
Hot girl2: "It wouldn't be the first time. You've been Schwalmed again!"
Hot girl1: "I miss having sex with Schwalm"
Known tongue twister (repeat three times): "Schwalm, Schlong, Swamp" or "Donkey Schlong Schwalm"
Julien: "Yo, Schwalm is such a good room mate! He cleaned up the toilet for a hole hour!"
Hot girl1: "Yo, this guy gave me a superman that hoe' yesterday night!"
Hot girl2: "It wouldn't be the first time. You've been Schwalmed again!"
Hot girl1: "I miss having sex with Schwalm"
by christinester March 6, 2010
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A law-breaking, unclean, over-intoxicated female. The type of mama who pops pharmies while carrying her passed out boyfriend through the lot like a cape, screaming, "Wake up, I just fed you my last roll!" Wears a sideways visor, possibly has dreads, almost always owns a large dog. She can be found scheming on Shakedown.
Did you see that schwilly mama at the Phil Lesh show last night? She passed out in her own vomit on the hood of my car.
by Suzy Greenberg August 19, 2007
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Get the schwilly mug.megan, chris david and ian all got schawilled out after school
man were fucking schwilled out lets go smoke a clove
man were fucking schwilled out lets go smoke a clove
by i to the an September 15, 2005
Get the schwilled out mug.To mess around in a pool, but not accually swim.
Not to be confused with "swimming", which is used to reffer to swimming laps.
Not to be confused with "swimming", which is used to reffer to swimming laps.
by Davy Allen November 15, 2006
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