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david schwimmer

1. Played Ross on Friends.
2. Using too much gel even when you aren't on TV.
Guy 1: Hey did you see David Schwimmer on Friends and on the offseason?
Guy 2: Yeah he overgels his hair even on the off-season.

Guy 1: I think his hair repels bugs away from him
Girl: I think he's hot you douchebags.
by Cripplingdepression69 June 21, 2017
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Schwalm

Someone from a relatively large family. All Schwalms are well endowed and want to have sex all the time and everyone wants to have sex with them.

Derived from the french word, "virile", Schwalms are so strong and so hot. Everyone wants a piece.

Always loyal, everyone wants to be friends with them, but they'll only chose the best of the best to hang around.
Known saying: "When you go Schwalm, you can't go wrong"

Known tongue twister (repeat three times): "Schwalm, Schlong, Swamp" or "Donkey Schlong Schwalm"

Julien: "Yo, Schwalm is such a good room mate! He cleaned up the toilet for a hole hour!"

Hot girl1: "Yo, this guy gave me a superman that hoe' yesterday night!"
Hot girl2: "It wouldn't be the first time. You've been Schwalmed again!"
Hot girl1: "I miss having sex with Schwalm"
by christinester March 6, 2010
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schwilly mama

A law-breaking, unclean, over-intoxicated female. The type of mama who pops pharmies while carrying her passed out boyfriend through the lot like a cape, screaming, "Wake up, I just fed you my last roll!" Wears a sideways visor, possibly has dreads, almost always owns a large dog. She can be found scheming on Shakedown.
Did you see that schwilly mama at the Phil Lesh show last night? She passed out in her own vomit on the hood of my car.
by Suzy Greenberg August 19, 2007
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schwilly

to be completely intoxicated.
by Phreaky Jesus January 16, 2005
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schwilled out

megan, chris david and ian all got schawilled out after school

man were fucking schwilled out lets go smoke a clove
by i to the an September 15, 2005
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Schwimming

To mess around in a pool, but not accually swim.
Not to be confused with "swimming", which is used to reffer to swimming laps.
I don't feel like swimming, I'm too tired, lets go schwimming.
by Davy Allen November 15, 2006
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Schwimmwagon

A boat car-hybrid
Schwimmwagon,get it? Swim-wagon?
by Jizzy Jan January 7, 2010
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