Schwerdtfeger

-An asshole that masturbates too much to fat porn, has long curly hair, doesn't shave his pubes, and refers to poop & penis jokes way to much.

"My dad said all I have to do in life is succeed in become a Schwerdtfeger and he would die happy."

by Alfred Lloyd October 8, 2008

Schwerdking

When you make a mess with popcorn.

Tyler was so drunk at the bar that he was schwerdking all over the place

by Dewhas7 February 25, 2019

Schwerdes

Extreme amount. Massive value.

Bro A: Dude I'm running late with no time to stop at a shop...how many cigarettes do you have lift?

Bro B: You can bum from me. I have schwerdes

by tittebie October 14, 2022

Schwerd

The German way of saying "word". Means the same thing in effect, just with a bit of German pop at the start of the word

Guy 1: We're going to the movies, you coming?
Guy 2: Schwerd, yea I'll come.

by Ratater September 18, 2023

Schwert

Someone who is usually seen hanging around a "Schlovid." A sort of companion to a schlovid.

Did you see Schwert and Schlovid taking the floor tiles off in the bathroom today? It was crazy.

by neuronenhancer4942 May 5, 2024