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Schoenberger 

The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing

An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.

Most likely more than you can handle
Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!

Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!
Schoenberger by ZanderKaboose March 4, 2009
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Schlecker 

Stealing a girl at a party/gathering that some one else called dibs on.
John totally pulled a Schlecker on me at the party last night.
Schlecker by D U February 3, 2010

Schmankerl-boobie 

The act of a young woman exposing her breats at a fine place of eating; also for the amusement of the young male company.
Dude, did she just show us some Schmankerl-boobie?
Schmankerl-boobie by BiggityBask December 30, 2007

Schenkelberg 

A town in Germany, also a German last name that makes you wish you had a cool last name like it.
"Hi, I'm (first name) Schenkelberg."
"Like Schenkelberg, Germany sweet!"
Schenkelberg by Schenkelberg August 26, 2011
Family of utmost Honour and Intelligence. Known For their Handsome looks and Devotion to Truth.
You are acting like Quite a Schenke Today
Schenke by Blahroarmeow November 27, 2011

schwanker 

A penis, also known as a flanger, dangler, and schlanker.
When you run down the stairs with loose shorts, your schwanker dangles around.
schwanker by jon62551 August 21, 2005