schweff

Guy who befriends attractive females he fancies but doesn't have the balls to ask them out.
Content to merely hang around them all the time. A sort of straight gal pal. His schweffing often alienates him from his male counterparts.

'Man, Is Paddy sitting beside Laura again today?'
'Yeah, That guy is such a schweff!'

schweff by poy46 March 22, 2009

Schwef 

A guy who has lots of girls as friends but never hooks up with them

Dude 1: Bro, who were those girls
Dude 2: They're just my friends
Dude 1: Bro, you're such a schwef...

Schwef by paint101 May 18, 2014

schwef 

pronunciation: swef.

Slang word of german route used to describe someone of criminal nature that is fearless and cold. These people are the top of the crew. The peaple dubbed schwef are usually hard to find as they are not usually known and usually untouchable.

The Schwef can never be touched.

schwef by AJ Jackson May 22, 2008

Schweyclit 

The act of having a schweyclit. For use in jolly situations such as: telling jokes, playing scrabble, using in sentences, pretending to have ones own, a substitute for a woman's vagina.

"May your schweyclits be tantalizing and full of surprises.

Schweyclit by Jane123456 February 24, 2009

Schweff

a boy who disregards his friends to get with a girl but never has the balls to do anything so they end up life long friends. and nothing more.

also known as a rech.

'where did you go last night, didnt see much of you'
'i stayed at a friends'
'did you stay over at sarah's?'
'yeh but nothing happened, but i walked across the room whilst she was on skype to her boyfriend'
'you massive schweff!!'

Schweff by Ben Moat September 26, 2009

Schweff

A man who chooses ho's over bro's

did u see will treadwell last night walked off from us after some yats?

Fucking Schweff

Schweff by willIam@scweffwell May 8, 2010

Schweff

Someone who always flirts with the girls, a proper schweff never gets any action though

BOY ONE "goldwait is the true king schweff of the school"

BOY TWO "yeah but sarge is a proper schweff, never gets any action"

Schweff by Malvern College!!!! May 19, 2009