the schweede

a flaming homosexual Jewish soap maker who enjoys taking male anal virginity with perfect landings inside the asshole

The Schweede has taken my anal virginity with his explosive ejaculate corkscrew penis on a tour of his pole vault perfect landings.

by anal expositions April 6, 2015

Schweeties

Another word for marijuana, chronic, weed, etc.

"I am picking up some schweeties later then heading out for a sesh you coming?" said a random pothead.

by Street_Balla_21 December 1, 2006

Shweebies

Sweaty testicles

Man, I worked out hard today I'm all sweaty, and I totally have shweebies.

by Princess5178 March 13, 2014

schmeeberiffic

Wonderfully endowed with beautiful breasts.
Boobies that are pointing out there, calling to you.
Terrific Schmeebs.

On the cellphone..."I am at Starbucks right now, and the girl sitting beside me is totally schmeeberiffic!"

(She has wonderful breasts.)

by darf narbler March 20, 2009

Sceebies

When you get too fucked up from smoking weed and end up throwing up. Usually occurs when you smoke out of a gb (gravity bong).

Taylor got the sceebies last night after she hit the geeb too much.

Mel was throwing up all night because of the sceebies

by Midgeeeee November 28, 2017

schneebles

(n) SHAUN

(v) to be kind

synonyms include: person that lights up everybody's life, legend, gentle giant

Have you seen schneebles today?

Nah man but I have been schneebles today.

by Iloveelderlypeople November 19, 2020

Schweeve

A Schweeve is someone made of greatness

To Schweeve is to be so goddamn fucking amazing that everyone loves you.

There goes a schweevy, he's fucking schweeving like a schweeve.

by Schweevy March 6, 2009