Wearing two different shoes at the same time.
Wearing one shoe of a different brand/style/color on one foot and one of a completely different brand/style/color on the other foot.
Wearing two shoes that do not match
Wearing one shoe of a different brand/style/color on one foot and one of a completely different brand/style/color on the other foot.
Wearing two shoes that do not match
Today I wore my Reebok Pump with my red Air Force One.
"Hey Jim!"
"Hey Bob. I see your schwerpin today."
"Of course Jim. I schwerp all day. It's all I do."
"I sure do love wearing two different types of shoe Bob."
"It's the coolest thing in fashion since fur!"
"Hey Jim!"
"Hey Bob. I see your schwerpin today."
"Of course Jim. I schwerp all day. It's all I do."
"I sure do love wearing two different types of shoe Bob."
"It's the coolest thing in fashion since fur!"
by The Schwerper February 24, 2008
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Tom: Your sister a mister!
Paul: ...I'm sorry, old pal. You leave me no choice.
Tom: Hm?
Paul: Amy Schumer is funnier than you.
Tom: *Gasps, then falls to the ground, weakened. Pluto and Neptune explode*
Paul: ...I'm sorry, old pal. You leave me no choice.
Tom: Hm?
Paul: Amy Schumer is funnier than you.
Tom: *Gasps, then falls to the ground, weakened. Pluto and Neptune explode*
by DrMurrao June 6, 2018
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Literally the most unfunny "comedian" to have ever existed. She is only as popular as she is due to feminist and fatties, who adore her, just because she is a woman and "curvy". She can say literally anything about her epic vagina or the countless sex partners she has had, and the crowd will explode in laughter.
Amy Schumer: "Hey guys, penis in my vagina LMAO"
Crowd: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *literally dies from laughter and diet coke*
Crowd: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *literally dies from laughter and diet coke*
by Barndar October 20, 2016
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"We, Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school, are proud to say that someone said our school looks like a mall"
"Wtf"
"Wtf"
by WhyamIhere2 November 26, 2019
Get the Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school mug.A phAt pig. Now the real question is, are you part of her plan to turn every person that is over 400lbs, has been on a full diet of cheese puffs, diet coke, and dick cheese for half there . WELL, I think you are, so you know what's going to happen? No? Well, I SURE FUCKING DO!!! First, it's going to start with every Arby's in the world taking over the nearest fast good joint, then all the grocery stores. Why only use places? Well, it's bc everyone who has ever FUCKING LIVED has eaten at Arby's, and didn't FUCKING LIKE IT!!!! So they are going to make it where everyone has to only eat Arby's FOREVER.
by Dylan Peterson April 26, 2020
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Q. Did you see that shuwera won the hockey pool again this year?
A. I could only dream of being a shuwera someday.
A. I could only dream of being a shuwera someday.
by Matthew D.B. Smith May 9, 2006
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My friend Bill decided to pull an Amy Schumer yesterday. He won't stop making corny inappropriate jokes while we were hanging out yesterday.
by You ahri tarded May 20, 2019
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