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schumoney

A human-like being with a God-Like presence, a pharoah persona, and the sexual blessing of pleasuring all females he encounters. Many refer to this being as a King Dingo (the ultimate being King Ding-a-Ling).
Who's that Dingo over there?

Who? King Ding A Ling?

Yes...

That's SchuMoney... DUH!
by MC I Got 100 Hammers April 12, 2017
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Amy Schumer

Literally the most unfunny "comedian" to have ever existed. She is only as popular as she is due to feminist and fatties, who adore her, just because she is a woman and "curvy". She can say literally anything about her epic vagina or the countless sex partners she has had, and the crowd will explode in laughter.
Amy Schumer: "Hey guys, penis in my vagina LMAO"
Crowd: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *literally dies from laughter and diet coke*
by Barndar October 20, 2016
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Amy Schumer

A phAt pig. Now the real question is, are you part of her plan to turn every person that is over 400lbs, has been on a full diet of cheese puffs, diet coke, and dick cheese for half there . WELL, I think you are, so you know what's going to happen? No? Well, I SURE FUCKING DO!!! First, it's going to start with every Arby's in the world taking over the nearest fast good joint, then all the grocery stores. Why only use places? Well, it's bc everyone who has ever FUCKING LIVED has eaten at Arby's, and didn't FUCKING LIKE IT!!!! So they are going to make it where everyone has to only eat Arby's FOREVER.
Let's not go to Arby's, Amy Schumer might take over.
by Dylan Peterson April 26, 2020
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Pull an Amy Schumer

When someone who thinks he/she's funny and won't shut up about unfunny (usually inappropriate) jokes.
My friend Bill decided to pull an Amy Schumer yesterday. He won't stop making corny inappropriate jokes while we were hanging out yesterday.
by You ahri tarded May 20, 2019
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schmorge

1) when you are taking a shower and have especially dry skin and the skin rolls off into these little spongy wet skin balls
2) the little bit of water at the bottom of the shower when you are done that is not quite clear and is full of aforementioned dry-skin-balls. essentially, dead skin cells mixed with shower water.
Check out this really awesome mini-snowman i made out of my schmorge!
by bigtyrone May 10, 2009
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schmormels

A reaction used when you are hassled.

Can also be used as "schmormie" or "schmorms" or "schmormed"
"Schmorms! I can't find my keys!"

"Man! That fu*ker is such a schmormels!"

"That test got me all schmormed up"
by lectop February 28, 2004
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schmorgisborg

A large quantity of something, with diverse variation, served or otherwise open to people. Typically refers to a platter of food at a social gathering. The word is derived from Nordic languages, it's exact source unknown, and is used by Americans of Northern European descent, such as those in the American Midwest.
-"Did you see this, Phil? The Lutheran picnic even has lutefisk!"
-"It's a whole schmorgisborg, Marylis! Let's go home and make whoopie, eh?"
by Stroganoff August 6, 2008
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