Schrödinger's Douchebag

"EcoGoth" do we know eachother?

1. Most likely a bomb squad member that lives unusally far away soley to work with her squad; yet wants to care about a non hostile work environment with no unconsented "thought-experiments"
2. That one passive aggressive supervisor?

1. Quarterback: Yo heads up!

Schrödinger's Douchebag: gives the nod and repeats the same motion till the reciver makes a completion!

2. Thattl be about tree fiddy.

Schrödinger's Douchebag by FromStatefarm December 27, 2020

Schrödinger's Douchebag 

A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.

Dude 1: I think this DEI shit is getting way stupid!
Dude 2: Are you kidding me? You think it's stupid to give oppressed people a helping hand in life?
Dude 1: Nah, man; I was just kidding!
Dude 2: Nice deflection, Schrödinger's Douchebag.

Schrödinger's Douchebag by k80theshade April 14, 2025

schrodinger’s douchebag 

One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.

"Oh man women should just stay in the kitchen, it's the only place they're useful"
*with one group* "Haha just kidding, that's sexist"
*with anther* "lol amirite"
"You're a total schrodinger’s douchebag you know that right?"

schrodinger’s douchebag by theoriginalspike October 23, 2013

Schrodinger's douchebag 

Someone who is a jerk and decides whether they were joking or not based on how people reacted.

He is such a Schrodinger's douchebag

Schrodinger's douchebag by mememania November 28, 2020

Schrodinger's douchebag 

A person who makes a bad take and quickly backtracks on it because of backlash.

Person 1: Guys, I take that back, I've changed my mind.
Person 2: Yeah sure Schrodinger's douchebag, you just said that because people hated it.

Schrodinger's douchebag by uo3rfhieufheufhieofjjwopel August 30, 2021

Schrodinger's douchebag 

A person who decides if they were being ironic or not base on how people react to it

That guy is a Schrodinger's douchebag

Schrodinger's douchebag by Professional Jimmy June 9, 2023

Schrödinger‘s douchebag 

A person, most likely a male, who makes douchebag statements that are sexist, racist, or just simply offensive, and decides whether it is a joke or not based on peoples opinions

Donald trump can be called a schrödinger‘s douchebag

Schrödinger‘s douchebag by Mrs anon April 2, 2022