schudel

1. Overgrown female pubic hair, muff
2. Shrubbery

-My schudel is so huge I hide doritos in it.

-I havn't shaved my schudel for so long, I have to navigate through it to masturbate.

-Watch out for that schudel in the road!

by alanman September 21, 2008

schudel

1. Overgrown female pubic hair, muff
2. Shrubbery

Origin:
There exists an ex-girlfriend who bares the name of Schudel, and has an irrationally grown bush.

-My schudel is so huge I hide doritos in it.

-I havn't shaved my schudel for so long, I have to navigate through it to masturbate.

-Watch out for that schudel in the road!

by alanman September 22, 2008

schmuddlapp

A garden variety chump. One capable of mild competence at best.

schmoot

Bink wanted to break that schmuddlapp's pixely neck.

by Schmarzen March 17, 2004

Schpident

It is the saliva left on your face after an unsuccessful spit.

After the protestor spat in the Policemans face, he was embarrassingly left with obvious schpident.

by Bubbsy April 10, 2013

Dwide Schrude

Paternal great-grandfather of paper salesman Dwight Schrute. All we know about Dwide Schrude is that he was Amish and had a son, grandson and great-grandson who were all named Dwight Schrute.

Dwight Schrute: My father's name was Dwight Schrute. My grandfather's name was Dwight Schrute. His father's name, Dwide Schrude."

by Knew too much help October 10, 2020

schpunken

Spunk, Seamen, Jiz, Jism, Manfat

Schpunken was once famously heard by the one and only Borat

by Marc Randles September 26, 2007

schputz

1. First and firstly of all, Schputz is a sexual object used in the cleaning of infected bowels and deep throat exploration.

2. Secondly and secondly of the first one, a Schputz is an unborn fetus used in some delicacy recipes in combination with mashed brusture and scurmuse de broasca juices

3. Thirdly, and most important, a Schputz is The One, chosen messiah of the Gods sent to Neptune in the ectoplasmic carcass of a Codrin, also known as The King of All Merry Codrins. It has irrefutable magical power juices which he uses to lubricate various holes for the purpose of fornication. He does not live in one tree, he lives in all and protects them from vile Canadian lumberjacks.

1.
Joshua: Could you please help me use this Schputz? I have puss in my bowels.
Shawna: Yes, it will be an honor.

2.
Joshua: Excuse me sir, my Schputz is still blinking.
Waiter: I'm terribly sorry, honorable mister. Your meal will be gratis.

3. I tired to cut a tree once and the mighty Schputz raped my beer, after a Codrin jerked off in it. I am sad.

by Afrodisiac Semasturbea December 15, 2008