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Schoolgirl Error 

A basic mistake that an individual of female sex makes when she should theoretically know better.
Sally not putting on her make-up that day was a schoolgirl error.
Schoolgirl Error by joeycaramel November 3, 2010

schoolgirl crush

weeb: hey have you seen schoolgirl crush?
not weeb: yeah, its fucking hilarious.
schoolgirl crush by EZPZLEMNSQEZ October 28, 2017

Catholic Schoolgirl Syndrome

A young person (not necessarily a schoolgirl) raised in a strict moral upbringing (not necessarily a Catholic) who acts completely opposite to the views they were taught in a way that is generally out of control and without care. Because they were taught that everything is equally sinful, they feel that any and all actions are morally equal (ie: kissing a guy is on par with sleeping with the football team) and not taught control, restraint, or moderation and instead taught only abstinence (ie: excessive uncontrolled drinking).
Betsy used to be such a nerd and a Bible Thumper. I heard she's doing lines of blow off the asses of prostitutes now. Man, she suffers from Catholic Schoolgirl Syndrome baaaad!

naughty schoolgirl 

A woman who wears an out fit like a school uniform of a white oxford shirt, plaid miniskirt, lacy white socks and spike heels, and her hair in ponytails, during sex. Also a popular look with strippers and go go dancers.
Damn, Sue looked hot when she did me like a naughty schoolgirl!

Catholic Schoolgirl

A girl in uniform, usually with a short skirt, easily seen panties, pigtails and a button up top.

They are so fucking hot I could burst.
That Catholic Schoolgirl needs to get closer to God. Perhaps my dick will be her diety of choice today.

Wetter than a Schoolgirl on Prom Night

A colloquial expression used to describe a situation or condition, for a male or female, that creates extreme excitement, creates a state of extreme euphoria or is extremely stimulating. Excitement, euphoria and stimulation may be visual, emotional, physical and/or sexual.
Example 1: Carla was Wetter than a Schoolgirl on Prom Night when Carla saw the line up of artist at upcoming EDM festival. She couldn't wait to get her tickets.

Example 2: Roger was summoned to his bosses office at 4:30 p.m. on Friday. Fearing the worst, he presumed he was getting fired. However, he left the office Wetter than a School Girl on Prom Night after being told he was getting a raise and a promotion.
Example 3: After several hours of sexting and sexual banter during the course of their date, Frank and managed to get Rhonda so hot and so turned on that she was Wetter than a Schoolgirl on Prom Night. Ronda was peeling her panties off in the car as they were pulling back into the driveway.