Schoenberger

Whoever shall hold this last name has great power and the ability to get two girls on him at once.

Girl 1: wow! I just got to sleep with Schoenberger last night.
Girl 2: I already know that I was on the other side of him.

by Savageposts October 10, 2016

schoenen

Fuckin' hottie!

Now there's a Schoenen!

by Nick February 10, 2003

scheinbein

A mad scientist, a talented artist with odd ideas that always work. Effortlessly classy and dark, but with a pure soul.

He is mad! Typical Scheinbein.

by MariSz November 23, 2021

schoenenberger

Half american, half swiss.
Sexy as fuck.

Oh, Schoenenberger!

by Mrkilsbiggestfan April 29, 2024

Schoenenberger

Schoenenberger is a European family name associated with a slightly underwhelming sense of glory and historic heritage. The name is as annoying to use in foreign countries as it is long to write and often the reason spreadsheet columns are unnecessarily wide.

Welcome Mr. Schoenenberger

by schoenenberger April 29, 2024

Edward Schoenberg

An incredibly attractive aspiring model based in the midwest. Every living women would love to have intercourse with him however he is an intellectual who believes in true love.

I wish i was getting fucking pounded by Edward Schoenberg right now.

by Swiss Peppercorn Burger January 25, 2021

Vil Schoenheit

A gorgeous, scrumptious man who can bring people to their knees. He's everyone's fantasy and also the Housewarden of Pomefiore.

I love Vil Schoenheit.

Person A: " Hey, do you have a crush on anyone right now? "

Person B: " Yes, Vil Schoenheit, actor and model, from the hit game Twisted Wonderland. "

by RookHuntsGF January 14, 2024