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schlarving the doad

Man, that chick I met at the tastee freeze last night was great at schlarving the doad!
by goraiders November 23, 2006
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Schnautzing

(verb) to schnautz

Casual shopping with friends for nothing in particular
“I’m so excited to go schnautzing this afternoon at the thrift store with the girls!”

"I saw those two schnautzing at the market yesterday afternoon."
by Chattha November 6, 2019
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Sharting

When you think you have a nice meaty fart to let out, but the only thing that presents itself is a juicy turd bubble.
Person 1:"So Dave, let me tell ya, I felt a fart coming on the other day, and uh... Well little did I know it was a juicy 'lil turd bubble. It was horrifying"

--Person 2:"Ya I hate when then happens. Did you know that it's called sharting?"

Person 1:"Really? Well goshdarnit Dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don't 'cha?"
When you're in the process of pooping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.
by BradS January 5, 2007
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shnaring

When a partner's bodily fluids enter a person's nasal cavity, that person is shnaring.
She laughed as I came in her mouth, and she ended up shnaring.

It went right up my nose, she totally made me shnare.
by AlisterT August 27, 2006
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Schwartzing

V. 2008

The act of one-upping the person to whom you are speaking by continually interrupting them to tell a pointless story about how someone you know is and or has something better than they do.
So last week I was walking down the street and a Ferrari passed me...

Dude I know this one guy at home that has 3 Ferrari's and I heard that he drives them all the time

Fuck. Stop Schwartzing me.
by Ed_loves_jews January 27, 2011
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Schmanting

when one feigns the ability to drink.
" Dude.. i bet that guy 50 bucks i could drink more than he could. I was pissing myself before he caught a buzz, he was totally Schmanting me"
by Corbious Valsciean November 20, 2009
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sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010
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