schnarfy

An insanely hot chick.

The pottery barn is having a half off sale, I'm going to go there and pick up a schnarfy.

Check our those schnarfies!

Dude check it out...Schnarfage, 3 o'clock!

by Evan Bingham February 1, 2006

schnarf

To spray one's drink out of one's nose as the result of sudden laughter.

I schnarfed my chocolate milk when the mouse ran up the lunch lady's leg.

by tikaro May 29, 2003

Schnaffle

to steal, borrow or apprehend with malicious intent.

"Jonesy only went and schnaffled a goose"
"Jammers had schnaffled before but couldn't comprehend the goose"

by James-C March 7, 2008

Schnarf

Someone who is a complete dumbass and thinks he looks cool when he really looks like a dumbass

That kid wearing his hair in a man bun, looks like a fucking schnarf

by pete snake October 7, 2017

schnaff

1. An extremely lame, annoying and generally arse munching individual.
2. Someone who displays the attributes of a mildly retarded monkey trainer.

That arse muncher who just wrote me a parking ticket is such a schnaff!
You should have seen the schnaff who just tripped in the gutter while scretching his balls and smacked his head on a pole outside my work!

by Alex Brennan December 11, 2008

schnarf

It's white and before you, soon it will line your nasal cavity, schnarfed it shall be.

I just schnarfed that shit...

by Sjiraff May 29, 2019

schnarf

Slang for cocaine

Hey buddy, you got any schnarf i can buy?

by Buck November 28, 2003