1 definition by Alex Brennan

1. An extremely lame, annoying and generally arse munching individual.
2. Someone who displays the attributes of a mildly retarded monkey trainer.
That arse muncher who just wrote me a parking ticket is such a schnaff!
You should have seen the schnaff who just tripped in the gutter while scretching his balls and smacked his head on a pole outside my work!
by Alex Brennan December 7, 2006
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