schmutz

an oleaginous, sticky, greasy, often smelly, and otherwise noxious and unidentifiable substance.

Little Johnny wanked off and the schmutz went all over the bathroom mirror.

by ccmboy July 18, 2003

schmutz

A cross between Schmuck and Putz

She is such a schmutz!

by Kaytee P August 27, 2003

schmutz

A place-holder for any word you can imagine..a word to keep the conversation going!

Boy- "Hey, do you want to schmutz?"
Girl- "I will not have sex with you!"
Boy- "I'm simply asking if you want to go to the movies is all."

Woman- "What are you eating?"
Son- "Oh, just some schmutz I picked up at the store."

by Ring-a-ding-ding-ding-ding March 23, 2011

schmutz haken

Dirty hooker.

"Just remember the broom with the funny name!"
"Schmutz Haken!"

by westernclassics October 1, 2009

Schmutz

Schmutz = what your jewish dad says when you have something on you

“You have some schmutz on your forehead”

by roach.baddie November 5, 2023

Schmutz

Ersatz wort für Scheiße

wir schreiben nächste Woche 4 Arbeiten. Was ist das denn für ein Schmutz!

by Patatta June 15, 2020

Schmutz

Coming from German meaning “dirt” it is often used as an insult. As in your a real scum bag/ your filth. Mostly used towards someone seen as also having lesser intellect. Often interchangeable with schmuck coming from the Yiddish word שמאָק' (schmok) meaning “penis”

For instance “you’re a real schmutz you know?”

by Rexadill June 20, 2023