schruting

v. Dwight Schrute'ing something; making it more manly or aggresive

My date was going well, but then I starting schruting it all up and she was disgusted.

by blackbeauty456 January 4, 2014

Schmungus

A silly little item(s) that is often stolen or taken

He stole my schmungus

by @mac0n_bac0n March 4, 2023

Schmingit

A greedy little goblin trying to steal your gold.

"No don't steal my gold Schmingit!" Said the wealthy king.

by Amogusboy09877 September 1, 2023

schtüping

1. (v) To fuck, often referring to who some one else is sleeping with.

" 'She's just a friend'---my ass! Oh yeah--He's schtüping her."

by JamiSpoon May 23, 2003

schmung

Synonymous with wordsmacktard/word

The schmung TKed me constantly until he was kicked from the server

by Nashwan June 27, 2003

schmashing

the act of partying with reckless abandon, a plethora of positive energy and a keen understanding for the vulnerability of the opposite sex

My weekend will be filled with lusty libations and an appreciable amount of schmashing.

by Lord Berling July 27, 2007

Schmundingle

When you are having sex with a calculus problem, and you need to rearrange a bunch of dogshit.

How did you do question five?
I Schmundingled the shit out of it.

by WaltWaltWalt February 4, 2022