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schmoogie buzzer

An electrical warning device used by store security to warn floor workers that a potential shoplifter has entered the store.
"Hey Cliff, Hear that buzzer? That's the Schmoogie Buzzer. A Brother must have come in the store. If his hands go up hit the floor. Bullet's will soon be flying."
by Freddie Green February 22, 2017
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Schmoogie Bear

A cute term often used to describe one's significant other or the person that they feel affection for.
Chris, what are you doing?" "I'm talking to my schmoogie bear!
by Schmoogz July 18, 2010
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Schmiggie

Commonly found around the mouth, nose or eyes - however there are more recorded cases of it appearing around the cheeks and occasionally being discovered on or around the forehead.

True & caring friends will tell you that you have 'schmiggie' on your face. This is a lot more helpful, and a much more discreet, way of letting you know that when you turned your back and blew your nose into your hankie, you actually left a piece of green and yellow snot sitting on your chin. Of course they could have laughed and said out aloud that your wearing your own snot, but true friends will call it 'schmiggie' and not embarrass you by bringing attention to what is really sitting on your face.

Schmiggie - The one word which, as soon as its said, makes you frantically begin rubbing and wiping your face all over in order to eradicate any particles of left over rice from lunch, strands of eye gunk which leaked and dried down your nose... or even a bit of chunky spit you excitedly spat out onto your bottom lip while you were getting carried away explaining your character on World of Warcraft. '.
"Dave...mate...just quietly, you've got a bit of schmiggie on your chin".

Erin - "Okay Holly, before we get out of this car I thought I'd point out that you have got some schmiggie here *points to corner of mouth*"

Holly - "Shit, that was lucky...I would have walked around the whole shopping centre and not realised that I had wheetbix still stuck to my mouth - Thanks Erin!"
by tellmeifIhaveschmiggiepls April 10, 2010
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schmogin

hey man wanna go hit the schmogin in the bathroom
by montreze gastile February 25, 2022
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schmigginzed

This happens once you can no longer feel any of your toes because your 90 beers down and have also hit a single blinker.
“Where’d my toes go”
Definitely schmigginzed
by Randal Matrian May 25, 2023
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Shmoggin

Looking kind of sick,like with rabies or possibly a bit tossed up.
"You look a little Shmoggin today, Laura."
by Dr.Pepperqueen December 24, 2008
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Schmoogie

An ignorant person of ethnic background who thinks they are of a better class than their peers.
Damn, that schmoogie thinks he's some kind of special...standing there in line with his fake bling expecting handouts for "flood damage"...you know that fool only got a few drops of water in his basement after a foot of rain...
by one crazy white girl November 1, 2008
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