Schmoser

A mild uber insult, comprising a combination of schmuck, schmo, and hoser.

Dude, i was just kidding. dont be such a Schmoser.

My quarterback is really cool with me during practices, but in public settings i just get shunned. What a freakin' schmoser.

by bigmac65 August 8, 2006

Schlobster

Red Lobster - A "seafood" restaurant that serves bland food.

Name similar to others such as Jack In a Crack.

That food tasted like long john silvers! man, that place shouldn't be called red lobster, its Schlobsters!

by ketza December 2, 2007

Schmobler

People you tend to dislike.

Kayla is a Schmobler

by joeramwasbanned September 12, 2009

schmasternate

when you you are completely smashed and trying to masturbate and you are unable to

dude i was trying to schmasternate last night, but it was like a book of wheres waldo trying to find that thing.

by mikbails February 21, 2011

Shmonster

Massive chode. Or penis that is extremely bigger in width(around) then it is in length.

Didn't ya hear? John has a amazing shmonster.

by john's-shmonster November 17, 2011

shrobster

Shrobster is a animal that lives in the ocean that is a mixture of a shrimp and a lobster.

“and this is a shrobster. it’s a very rare animal.”

by smackmommy January 3, 2018

schlostered

A mixture of sloshed and plastered, both meaning "drunk".

Brad: Did you see Jessica dancing on the table at that house party last night??

Chad: Yeah bro she was totally schlostered.

by JJKamp February 7, 2019