(adv/adj/n) A state of being in which one is all but sober. A spiritual blend of intoxication and levitation.
- Often results in one arriving in a temporary vegetable like state in which they watch trading spaces for hours on end.
- Often results in one arriving in a temporary vegetable like state in which they watch trading spaces for hours on end.
by Puberodaumous February 14, 2010
Get the Schmizzled mug.The act of wearing long knee high socks with bright colors. To Schmizzle, one must act like their dear friend, Smeall. To achieve the full effects of getting Schmizzle, one must put their hair in pig tails and bat their eye lashes to get what they want.
Much like the act of getting Xyphie, but much more sophisticated!
Much like the act of getting Xyphie, but much more sophisticated!
"Let get Shmizzle!"
"Again! Yeah! I love putting my hair in pig tails, pulling up my crazy socks and batting my eye lashes to get what I want from men!"
"Don't forget you have to be super friendly too!"
"Yeah, like when we get Xyphie!"
"Man, I better grab my sticky notes to remember all these steps for getting Schmizzle!"
"Again! Yeah! I love putting my hair in pig tails, pulling up my crazy socks and batting my eye lashes to get what I want from men!"
"Don't forget you have to be super friendly too!"
"Yeah, like when we get Xyphie!"
"Man, I better grab my sticky notes to remember all these steps for getting Schmizzle!"
by Sarah Jane Schauer June 6, 2008
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“Bro I’m schmizznidd right now, I don’t know how to act. I should probably just go to sleep.” Aka - high as fuck.
by @backyardmar August 4, 2021
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Get the Schmizzy mug.Henry: yo Paul I so fucking schmizzed last night I don’t even remember it
Paul: oh trust me I know ;)
Paul: oh trust me I know ;)
by Will i am March 11, 2019
Get the Schmizzed mug.the state of an economy when everyone perceives news about anything as bad; constant pessimism about the state of the economy
Schizonomy is when news comes out that we've gotten all the bad guys off the streets, but everyone thinks that sucks because we're gonna have to spend a lot more tax money to keep them in jail.
by Fishbein May 5, 2009
Get the Schizonomy mug.Adj.: A condition where one uses "No" too much. Defiant, Not willing to cooperate, does not agree with anything, says no to everything.
My mom doesn't let me do anything, I think she has Schizonophria.
That bitch will never fuck me, every time I try she gets all Schizonophria on me.
That bitch will never fuck me, every time I try she gets all Schizonophria on me.
by Nezsem September 11, 2011
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