schmid

to vomit and shit simultaneously after the consumption of too much shitty vodka. commonly one will experience the feeling of impending death and after they have expelled everything in they're body will black out for endless hours, and may actually be dead.

"I just schmided away summer 09, fml."

by shawtybitch September 1, 2009

Schmid

Snacks/Food

Pass the schmid

by Jimbobertson July 3, 2023

Kyle Schmid

Grumpy looking potato man

Wow, you’re such a kyle Schmid

by Cissa September 3, 2023

Schmid

To ejaculate in a condom. Coined after the late Julius Schmid, inventor of the modern condom.

"I really wanted to cum inside her but she made me use protection, so I had to Schmid instead."

by Unhandmygland December 9, 2024

Schmidt Special

This term refers to when your feces enters into food (sometimes resembling nutella or chocolate).

Culinary Teacher: “Hey, how did you put so much nutella in your crepe? We ran out of nutella in last hours class.”

Student: “Ahh, dont worry. It’s just the Schmidt Special”

by bus 48 god child October 29, 2019

schmii schmii

She's that girl with the scratchy, high-pitched voice singing pop songs in the back of your English class like she's the next Aretha Franklin. He's that guy who pretends to scratch his stomach just so he can show off his abs. She's that girl complaining about how much her life sucks because Tutti Dolci-Creme Brulee lip-gloss was discontinued. He's that guy complaining about how much his life sucks because he got a stain on his bright white sneakers. She's that girl who makes stupid, ignorant comments, and the worst part is that she never catches on to how stupid or ignorant she is; she just likes to hear herself talk. He's that guy making trite, cliché, out-of-line, and definitely not funny jokes, and the worst part is that he never catches on to how not-funny he is and he will continue to make not-funny comments in the hopes that everyone is paying attention to him.

Girl schmii: AHMAHGAD if liikee you ate a pink ball of yarn and your hair is blond would you wake up with some like totally rad streaks the next morning?
Normal Human being: I refuse to dignify that question with an answer.
Girl schmii: So that that equals yes!! I'm totesss going to do that then!!
Normal Human being: Schmii Schmii.

by schmii March 27, 2011

Schmidt Suit

Black jeans and a Baby Gap tee.

Michael Schmidt wears the Schmidt Suit

by captain ass anonymous July 8, 2012