schmelps

The name for the pairing of Olympic swimmers Michael Phelps and Allison Schmitt. The two trained together under Bob Bowman and have been shipped by fans since the 2012 London Olympics.

I ship schmelps all the way! They're meant to be together!

by emptmyst August 22, 2012

schmexpert

New York Tri-Borough (Brooklyn, Queens, Bronx) area conjunctive term for an individual portraying themselves with a particular demeanor of being both a schmuck and a self proclaimed expert.

"Yo' Joey, you're a real schmexpert aren't 'ya. We don't like your attitude, and you think you know everything."

by Laguna Pete August 27, 2006

Schmerlz

When one performs an act of utter stupidity or destruction with an element of innocence, much like the character Lenny from "Of Mice and Men."

On a rainy camping trip, Dan pulled a Schmerlz when he tried to join his brothers in their tents but ended up tearing every tent to shreds much like a baby cub.

by ydassa June 30, 2009

schwerps

Schwerps verb (schwerpsed, schwerpsing). intrans (usually to schwerps someone) to behave in a playful sexual manner, to seduce, to make sexual advances. noun someone who schwerpses.

A: How are you getting on schwerpsing 'that bird'?
M: Not really tried yet
A: Dude! Get your schwerps on stat!

by TRMW October 2, 2009

schmerkle

could mean anything you want

"I could schmerkle a few beers"
"i mite schmerkle or lass tonight

by batandball February 8, 2010

schmeplicate

Verb: for a human male to copulate with an alien female in exchange for Bud Light.

Upon exiting the saucer, the alien commander declared "In order to save our civilization, we must schmeplicate with a male of your species. In exchange, we offer you this (Bud Light bottles)."

by Speedog 2 January 17, 2011

Schmerger

A make-out slut. Loves to slip the tongue never finish the job. A mans kryptonite.

1.Wow, what the fuck dude, did the girl kyle seriously just get with osh, hewitt and the shmister in under an hour. Thats pretty impressive, but that makes her a fucking schmerger.

2. I'm so pissed right now. I was gettin with that girl for like 2 months and she hasnt touched my bird yet. What a schmerger

3. Fucking schmerger!!!!!

by D-Baggger October 11, 2008