Schmedium

A Cross between small and medium.

A person who wears shirts that are too small.

Ben: Hey look, Ryan is wearing his Schmedium shirt again.

by JohnnyFleekins September 26, 2005

fanny schmeller

fanny schmeller is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...

wow! did you see that fanny schmeller go!?

by chumba wumbla February 23, 2008

schmelby

a mullet

Let's go schmelby-hunting

by Mo Hizzle December 27, 2003

schmendo

A person who is lacking capacity in phyiscal and mental prowess

Bloody hell this bloke is a schmendo

by duckoff September 10, 2011

schmelps

The name for the pairing of Olympic swimmers Michael Phelps and Allison Schmitt. The two trained together under Bob Bowman and have been shipped by fans since the 2012 London Olympics.

I ship schmelps all the way! They're meant to be together!

by emptmyst August 22, 2012

Schmeeda

A friend from a million years ago

I'll have to check my pictures, my friend Schmeeda can check her pictures...

by ConvictPete June 5, 2022

schmendrick

A stupid and ineffectual nobody.

From Yiddish shmendrik, the name of a character in an operetta by Avrom Goldfaden (1840-1908), Father of Yiddish Theater. (Dictionary.com)

"Nice, isn't it. Go ahead, take it. Here's the thing: That schmendrick that keeps looking over here -- and that one -- he's got a gun. You gotta do, what you gotta do. Stealin'. It's a beautiful thing." (Gatorade commercial featuring Harvey Keitel urging Derek Jeter to steal second base. See it on YouTube)

by JSim May 4, 2010