schmegma

it's fucking sick that's what that is!

mike irvin has a schmegma probleme.... EWWWW

by jessica November 20, 2003

schmegma

The cheesy-like substance that forms beneath the shaft of the uncircumsized penis.

Look..the Goldstein baby produced his very first schemgma.

by Sue May 9, 2004

Schmegma

foul smelling, cheese-like substance found near the clitorus.

If it wasn't for Wild Bill's comments, April would've walked around for yet another week with schmegma between her legs...

by Brandi Lee February 22, 2007

Schmegma

When after 3+ days of not showering, a buttery fluid begins to manifest between the side of your leg and ball sack skin, that closely resembles that of microwaved whale blubber.

Son of a bitch, its so hot out and I haven't showered in at least 3 days, my crotch is starting to produce schmegma again.

by Curtis E Bear December 3, 2007

Schmegma

(SHMEG-MA) Any undefinable substance. It can be crusty, liquidy, or buncha nasty stuff. This word can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

I'll schmegma all over you if you don't shut up.
Eww, what is that schmegma in the corner?
It was a schmegmaey pizza from Chessmans; I wouldn't eat it.

by Shelly Pac May 22, 2006

Schmegma

An unidentified object on a pool deck or locker room.

HOLY SHIT! There is a lot of schmegma on this floor; look at that big pile of schmegma. WHAT IS THAT!?

by EDITHMOUNTAIN February 25, 2011

Schmegma

1. similar to frumunda cheese, or the chesey shit you find under your nutsack near the gooch, quite similar to belly button lint. often the reason for scratching your nuts till you break the skin and profuse bleeding occurs.
2. Schmegma on Toast, also known as S.O.T., is a popular band in the ridgewood area, you should all be lining up right now to lick my schmegma away. hazaa bitches.

"This schmegma tastes good on my toast"
"yea i know, its like an orgy in my mouth, where'd you get it"
"it was under my nut sack near my gooch"
"tasty"
"i know"
"blow me"
"ok"
"what"
"nothing"

by Carm and Bucky December 26, 2004