solomon schechter

Solomon Schechter is a K-8 private school in suburban Chicago for rich bratty Jewish kids, where the only thing worse than the girl drama is the school's administration. Many of the boys don't understand basic hygiene I don't know if they have even discovered deodorant. Some of the girls apply a whole bottle of perfume every. single. fucking. day. leaving the locker room smelling like body odor and gross perfume. Half of he guys dress like highlightrs. Some of the teachers are extreemly bipolar, to such an extent that eating one too many snacks can push some past their breaking point. If you want to torture your kids, send them here. Schechter makes even Edgewood Middle School seem like a nice place to send your kids.

Person 1: "Where do you go to school?"
Person 2: "I go to Solomon Schechter."
Person 1: " Ew!"

by LyfeIsABitch November 25, 2019

schmectagon

A 23-sided polygon.

Is that a circle or a schmectagon?

by Schmatt Damon March 20, 2013

Can of schlecht

A can of cola

Im away for a can of schlecht

by Scott Schlecht July 16, 2018

Schmecktum

When something gets really cocked up and you just don’t care. Basically giving up on life.

Timmy went full retard and destroyed 7 mailboxes last night. Officer bumseck lost it and just SLd. Complete Schmecktum.

by SLKING August 31, 2022

Schechter

A tall guy that is funny, Gay, and has 3 penises. Also, it can mean when a girl has had sex with 3+ guys and no condom.

Me: Honey, do you want to have a schechter with me??

Her: Sure, honey!

by Andres112233 June 7, 2017

Schlecht

One who shaves his legs, prances around like a fairy, and endulges in anal sex with family members.

"That Schlecht loves the cock."

by Tiner March 28, 2003

schechter

Verb. Means to either cause pain or to frustrate to the point of extreme anger. Often used in reference to schooling

1: Hey, why am I so miserable?
2: You must have been Schechtered

by Ben the Jew January 5, 2006