schmear
A strategy used in the card game Sheepshead, wherein a person will play a high point value card in a situation where his or her partner is likely to take the trick.
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schmear
Verb: to rub one's (usually naked) rear against any surface such as the carpet, wall, chair in a smooth slow flick movement.
Noun : the unwanted substance occasionally, regrettably, deposited on a surface as a consequence of performing a schmear.
Not to be confused with smear.
Noun : the unwanted substance occasionally, regrettably, deposited on a surface as a consequence of performing a schmear.
Not to be confused with smear.
Verb: Darling! Don't you dare schmear on your brother's chair!
Noun: Mummy! Zoe just left a big schmear on my seat and I just SAT on it and it's DISGUSTING
Noun: Mummy! Zoe just left a big schmear on my seat and I just SAT on it and it's DISGUSTING
schmear by IHateCleaningUpShit July 21, 2013
Schmear
1. When you forget something in your conscious mind while your asleep or falling asleep and then finally realize your forgetting something. --
a.The feeling of forgetting when you have been on a dose of "preferred choice here."
a.The feeling of forgetting when you have been on a dose of "preferred choice here."
Hey I was falling asleep at Ted Gundy's house and had this incredible schmear and then realized...
Spectator 1: You had a schmear? No way!
Spectator 1: You had a schmear? No way!
Schmear by Now This is Entertaining December 11, 2008
schmear schmeet
The definition of schmear shmeet is to have no personal emotinal touch and to be robotic or computorised
schmear schmeet by allykeefic and ash February 2, 2006
german schmear
Chuck decided that the only way to update Kyle's appearance was to give him an immaculate German schmear.
german schmear by Wealcattty October 15, 2017
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