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Schmizzled

(adv/adj/n) A state of being in which one is all but sober. A spiritual blend of intoxication and levitation.

- Often results in one arriving in a temporary vegetable like state in which they watch trading spaces for hours on end.
Bro, Jake hit that k2 and was fucking SCHMIZZLED.
by Puberodaumous February 14, 2010
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schmozzle

A minor fight, usually an on-field quarrel between GAA players.

Pronounced “sheh-MOZZ-uhl”, this is GAA sporting slang coined by Irish radio presenter Michael O’Hehir. It refers to a minor altercation between players - quarrels that don’t escalate into serious physical violence. A bit of wrestling, a few shoves - ah sure, nothing but a schmozzle.
What's going on over there? oh, it's a bit of a schmozzle.
by Simon Quigley March 9, 2008
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Schmizzle

The act of wearing long knee high socks with bright colors. To Schmizzle, one must act like their dear friend, Smeall. To achieve the full effects of getting Schmizzle, one must put their hair in pig tails and bat their eye lashes to get what they want.
Much like the act of getting Xyphie, but much more sophisticated!
"Let get Shmizzle!"
"Again! Yeah! I love putting my hair in pig tails, pulling up my crazy socks and batting my eye lashes to get what I want from men!"
"Don't forget you have to be super friendly too!"
"Yeah, like when we get Xyphie!"
"Man, I better grab my sticky notes to remember all these steps for getting Schmizzle!"
by Sarah Jane Schauer June 6, 2008
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shmazzle

a sandwich with smoked herring and some jam but no mustard.
Waiter ! Give me a shmazzle and some whiskey !
by Kmk-85 January 14, 2009
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Schmizzed

Being high out of your mind; unable to control anything.
Henry: yo Paul I so fucking schmizzed last night I don’t even remember it

Paul: oh trust me I know ;)
by Will i am March 11, 2019
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schmezzle tep

a nigga in 2k who was poop
when a nigga sells in 2k call him a “schmezzle tep”
by kingthothoe July 22, 2020
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schnazzle tooth

A schnazzle tooth is similar to snaggle tooth, but occurs in the vagins .
it is when you are so loose your lips no longer close completely .
"I was going down on this chick. She is such a slut . She had a total schnazzle tooth. "
by Bitchet Chokes December 16, 2008
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