schmag

The rag used to clean off your penis after you bone a chick on her period.

Damn, I finished boning her but I couldn't find my schmag, I think I pushed it too far under the bed.

by SolidStank June 18, 2003

schmag

a sufficient word to use in place of any otherwise degrading words. ie lazy, idiot, dumbass

roberts such a schmag

by sara brown October 28, 2003

schmag

a viscous, fluid substance, usually disgusting in nature. refers in particular to large quantities, as used in typical horror films.

the possessed little kid opens her mouth, and SCHMAG! Lookit all the schmag!

by Groan February 02, 2004

schmag

meredith Anne MAC, a toofypeg dork

Schmag was soo dumb today.

by deuthscke April 17, 2003

Schmag pie

Orgasm men or women

How many times did you Schmag Pie when we had sex?

by syllchick December 19, 2009