Schlussy

someone will be called schlussy because someone saw their schlong and bussy.

due to them being suspected of sharing such things they are schlussy

Kai: YOU SHOWED SCHLI UR SCHLONG?!
Speccy: n-no
Kai: UR SCHLUSSY NOW

by Virtually Lucid March 1, 2022

schlossered

1. being kept on one's toes for someone's (usually significant other's) amusement, limit testing, or sadistic enjoyment.

1. You've been schlossered!!!
2. I'm totally being schlossered here!!!

by supermodelwannabe May 10, 2008

Schlosser

Schlosser (sh-law-sir) (v): to reply unnecessarily soley for the sake of starting an argument

1. I totally just schlossered this guy, and he got so pissed that he threw his phone across the room.

2. I don't really understand what he's saying, but maybe if I schlosser him he won't realize it.

3. Please stop schlossering, Jared. I actually have work to do today.

by Jspizzle March 31, 2010

schwuss

Someone who stays at home with his girlfriend on Friday or Saturday night.

Ryan Schlitt is a schwuss for not coming out this past weekend.

by Tilley July 14, 2003

Schlussy

Max Schlotthauer of Beta Gamma

Shut up schlussy. Whay are you so schluss?

by anonymous April 22, 2022

Ben schlosser

a vary short kid who plays the forest with a tall kid

hey theres Ben schlosser the short kid

by because im short May 4, 2022

Big Schloss

A schloss is a dong that comes in the big and small varieties.

A boy named Justin wearing shorts with a 4-inch inseam hiked a trail in the Blue Ridge Mountains. When he reached the precipice, he was huffing and sweaty. He looked out across the rolling green hills and it was so beautiful, he couldn't believe the sight, and neither could his weiner. It got erect, the tip poking out of his short shorts. When he suddenly felt the fresh breeze down there, he thought, "I couldn't have done this without my big schloss".

by Little Schloss July 22, 2023