You guys stay out, but I'm going home early. Why spend more money when I can go work that schlong garage back home?
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When you are not nice to the barista he will prepare your beverage and pass it behind his apron and quickly dip his schlong into it. Because he is wearing an apron you can not see that his schlong was hanging out all the time. He will also give you decaff instead of regular.
by Howard Schultz August 15, 2008
Get the Pour your schlong into it mug.Purchasing large quantities of goods (usually tickets) early with the sole intention of re-selling them at a higher price at a later date (closer to the event).
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Mike Damone: Busted for scalping Ozzy Osbourne tickets. Now working at 7-11 .
(from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High")
(from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High")
by anna_k March 22, 2005
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Get the Schlong mug.Schlong Dongery (agent 0069)... the lesser known star of the 007 spy movies who used to star side by side with Sean Connery.....He was cut out of the series because of his huge donger and ability to mac all the bitches..... Connery was jealous/pissed off and had Schlong Dongery cut from the series.
by Pete Negwaski! December 23, 2006
Get the schlong dongery mug.Long schlong is a nickname for anyone with a particularly long schlong. Differs from king ding-a-ling in that Long Schlong has been given a gift from God whereas King ding-a-ling denotes talent as well as length.
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