Schlorping

Having an aggressive poo while crying your eyes out on the toilet

I was schlorping last night alone

by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 6, 2021

Poop schloopping

The act of schloopping poop; when one uses said poop in order to maintain or claim territory. Commonly used by monkeys however, has transitioned to humans.

World War 3 is said to be the war of poop schloopping

by Pooppy queen April 10, 2019

schlomoing

when you break something and act as though nothing happened.

Esp when you're in the middle of the mess

She's schlomoing

by ericat1544 August 6, 2016

Schlorping

The act of a man putting ones testicle(s) inside of another man's foreskin.

Jason and Marek were totally schlorping each other last night.

by Crazydax April 19, 2011

schlumping

the act of males humping

schlumping is when two completely "secret gays" are in an area together, whether it be at a bon fire, social gathering, or grocery store and you sense their vibe...the vibe that screams we'd like to fuck, and as the night persists they do.

by ktkattdd January 5, 2009

schlopping

A combination of schlepping and shopping to describe a tedious or tiresome shopping trip.

I was at the mall schlopping with my girlfriend.

We did a lot of schlopping on black friday.

by asiseesit December 18, 2010

schloophing

The act of putting drugs up one's pee-hole. It is quite similar to boofing, but with a different hole.

I was schloophing so much cocaine at the show last night that I didn't sleep.

My dick is raw because I schloophed so many drugs last night.

by YowzahWowzah June 18, 2019