schlosty 

The state of being highly inebriated; sloppy drunk

Emma, did you get home okay? I saw you outside of Sigma Chi and you looked kind of schlostypants.

schlosty by g mama July 27, 2012

Schloisy 

An unsettling emotion you can't put your finger on

Don't be so schloisy!

Schloisy by Charmm August 10, 2019

Schlobster 

Red Lobster - A "seafood" restaurant that serves bland food.

Name similar to others such as Jack In a Crack.

That food tasted like long john silvers! man, that place shouldn't be called red lobster, its Schlobsters!

Schlobster by ketza December 2, 2007

schlostered 

A mixture of sloshed and plastered, both meaning "drunk".

Brad: Did you see Jessica dancing on the table at that house party last night??

Chad: Yeah bro she was totally schlostered.

schlostered by JJKamp February 7, 2019

Schlooty 

An adjective for a non-slutty person pretending to be slutty.

She looks schlooty in that dress.

Schlooty by BenBenPCP June 15, 2019

Schlonster 

A cock that is an absolute monster. Much larger than a schledium or a [schlong) and with great girth.

Girl 1: So how was your date night?

Girl 2: I almost ended up in a wheel chair, turns out that old made has an absolute Schlonster

Schlonster by Wados18 May 8, 2020

Schlasty 

A vagina. Named due to its schlastic nature. see schlastic.

"Damn, that's one dirty schlasty."

Schlasty by Pathogen October 29, 2003