Schlicky

1. Exceedingly slippery natural feminine lubrication or "wetness" caused by arousal.

2. Exceptionally pleasant tasting VJJ.

3. Tang juice of a high lickableness quotient.

That Schlicky is better than cherry pie.

I'd like to pack my ball bearings in her Schlicky.

You have the most lickable schlicky ever, Babe.

by Scarrath April 6, 2010

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schlockmeister

A purveyor of cheap, low-quality goods.

Judy, where did you buy that crummy blouse?

I got it over at Benny's Dry Goods.

That Benny is a real schlockmeister!

by Tuna Wanda May 22, 2005

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A german play-on-words. Synonym for Bill Clinton, who used his entire presidential career taking credit for welfare reform (which was created by the republican congress), A strong economy (thanks to Alan Greenspan) and no wars. (he actually ran the most military operations since Vietnam, but the media conveniently ignored that). Also known for his promiscuity with fat chicks, and lying about everything.

Another fat chick is pregnant!
Well, Looks like Der Schlickmeister is at it again.

by gary_shark December 20, 2008

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knuckle-deep in schlicking

Medical term for wanking like a motherfing pro!

when i was like 14, our family maid had found porn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept...he actually kept the thumbnails of the porn he liked on his desktop...like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the porn i had...

by IrapedCharmander October 3, 2011

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