schlap schlop

the noise your balls make when banging off your partners arse. Note: faggots do not make this noise.

Excuse me madam, but can you hear the schlap-schlopping of my scrotum?

Sorry no, my hearing aid is switched off.

by Anonymous March 3, 2003

Schlap-Slifter

A big storm of methane. Person of giant shits and farts.

You are a giant Schlap-Slifter.

by Youranerd Peonson February 13, 2021

Thunder Schlap

The act of slapping yours or another person’s schlong against any part of the human body, which then results in the prominent yet classic schlap of the schlong sound; however the face and chin are usually the prime targets.

1: Jill and I were having that angry make up sex when I decided to give her a thunder schlap that would wake the neighbors.

2: My ex-girlfriend in college once invited me into her dorm room to have a threesome with her roommate Sarah. It was only then that I discovered she merely wanted to utilize my schlong as a double handed weapon for schlaping Sarah across her face.

3: Executing the thunder shclap is illegal in the state of Utah and or any other area in the USA that contains a large presence of Mormons. Failure to comply with this regulatory policy could lead to a fine of up to $250 and up to 6 months in the county jail.

by C.B. Radio March 9, 2010

Goin' schlap

(Atlanta) A term used to describe someone or something going crazy. Another word for crazy is "schlap."

They were goin' schlap the other night at the party!

by witchhunt666 May 10, 2020

Schlagg

Inspired by JSchlatt and first created by Ted Nivison, Schlagg is an ominous and terrifying creature. It is usually seen wearing a blue New York Yankees hat and has a cock for a nose.

"Holy shit. I think I just fucking saw Schlagg, dude."

by forsetha December 27, 2020

schlack schlorts

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.

Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

by just make the money January 13, 2014

schlaank

1. the disgusting particulate matter, consisting of dirt, dust, and hair that accumulates in the water cup of a beirut/beer pong game, especially games held in a college dorm room, where schlaank is particularly common.
2. Anything that has the disgusting qualities of schlaank.

1. "Loser (of the game) eats the schlaank!" (highly unadvisable).
2. "Yo this meatloaf tastes like schlaank."

by ballsanweiners February 19, 2009