Schloopy is best characterized as the insertion of a sock in a womans vagina, followed by the insertion of the penis into the sock, providing more friction and a ready made cum rag. Derived from the sock puppet on Malcolm in the Middle. Can also be used in the anus, but it is much more painful.
by Anonymous April 6, 2003
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Phil: Hiya Bob nothing much today, just thinkin of schlooping, it's to hot to do anything else.
Phil: Hiya Bob nothing much today, just thinkin of schlooping, it's to hot to do anything else.
by SJ Wellis May 28, 2008
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Schlagoop • schloop • schloopy • schlaggot • schlooper • Schmagoogle • Schagooted • schlabookie • Schladoodled • schlaggott
by Eadoin December 30, 2010
Get the Shlagoogle mug.An event, meeting, happenstance, occasion or other occurrence that warrants a vague reference or subtle deception when somebody asks about it. Often used during phone conversations when one person is in a place they shouldn't be.
"Where were you last night? I called you like, I don't know, 15 times!"
"Well, I had this whole schmagoola over at Lenny's place, and I couldn't tear myself away from it, babe, y'know?"
or
"Yeh, ma, it's fine... No, just another one of their schmagoolas, nothing in particular, some wine and cheese, the usual pack of twead-coated sycophants" (He's actually at a strip club doing lines in the bathroom)
"Well, I had this whole schmagoola over at Lenny's place, and I couldn't tear myself away from it, babe, y'know?"
or
"Yeh, ma, it's fine... No, just another one of their schmagoolas, nothing in particular, some wine and cheese, the usual pack of twead-coated sycophants" (He's actually at a strip club doing lines in the bathroom)
by jeff the georgetownian January 16, 2009
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1. Useless or unnessicary decorations on a bag or item of clothing.
2. A collection of small, random items, often cute and shiny.
3. Used to describe the unknown contents of an item
1. Useless or unnessicary decorations on a bag or item of clothing.
2. A collection of small, random items, often cute and shiny.
3. Used to describe the unknown contents of an item
1. " Oh, I don't like that jacket with the sequins, charms, pom-poms and embroidery...far too much schmagooglians for my taste.
2. She likes to collect buttons, paperclips, pebbles and other schmagooglians.
3. I sure love these cookies, I don't know what kind of schmagooglians they put in it but I'm sure hooked on them!
2. She likes to collect buttons, paperclips, pebbles and other schmagooglians.
3. I sure love these cookies, I don't know what kind of schmagooglians they put in it but I'm sure hooked on them!
by P-B-S August 29, 2009
Get the Schmagooglians mug.When the beat hits so frucken hard, that you piss yer britches but you’re jammin’ out so hard that you don’t realize your pants are gooey until the morning.
Guy number one: Woah dude, this time is sick
The beat: BOOOOOOOM BOW WOW BOOM
Britches: gets pissed
You: bee bopping so hard
…the next day
You: Oh shit. I totally got a Schloopy Drop last night. My britches are so gooey right now.
The beat: BOOOOOOOM BOW WOW BOOM
Britches: gets pissed
You: bee bopping so hard
…the next day
You: Oh shit. I totally got a Schloopy Drop last night. My britches are so gooey right now.
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