Drowsy Schiavo 

A method of suicide where one chases a fewe oxycodones with liquor before putting his/her ass over their head (satellite dish position), bulldogging a bottle of NyQuil rectally, and masturbating furiously to achieve orgasm before brain death. So named because one'side face will have the same blank expression as Terri Schiavo before the court ordered her feeding tube removed when their body is discovered.

After JI'm lost his job, life savings, wife, kids, and house in the divorce, he decided to pull a Drowsy Schiavo and get beamed up like Anton Yelchin.

Drowsy Schiavo by Mjolnir12982 August 31, 2016

Do the Schiavo 

The act of impersonating Terry Schiavo or of someone that is in a permanant vegative state.

Haha, look at that dude, he is doing the Schiavo

Do the Schiavo by Vektorious May 21, 2005

dirty schiavo 

When you happen upon a particularly passed out lady friend and proceed to take her home to your bed, slather her up with some applesauce, stick an aux cord in that asshole, and let your jiblets ride.

Will: Dude, did you see that chick in the alleyway last night?
Alec: Yeah dude, I totally gave that jabroni a dirty schiavo.
Will: Nice.

dirty schiavo by SirBongsAlot November 1, 2017

Terri Schaivo Diet

Not partaking of any food or water for a good eleven days or so. Media coverage and candlelight vigils optional.

Jenny, I don't know if anyone has ever told you, but you have a substantial amount of back fat...ever consider the Terri Schaivo Diet?

Terri Schaivo Diet by sconch April 12, 2005