shemotional

When someone, particularly a woman, emotionally overreacts to a harmless situation

Guy: "Hey sorry I lost one of your hair bands"
Woman: "OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU MY LIFE IS HORRIBLE"
Guy: "Woah, you're getting a little shemotional there"

by Catastrophonomlom October 3, 2017

Schenatron

A human who whishes to be a robot, walks in a mechanical way- as if hes doing the robot. Never shows emotions and has a very bitchy attitude.

Tom:Dude stop being such a schenatron! and feel up ur girl.
David:'F' u im not into that sort of thing

by Robotron March 7, 2007

schematic

fucking asshole who got kicked in the ass by karma

you are such a schematic...

by 4eklly$ January 7, 2009

Shelationship

Hoes before bros

When you're husband being a dick you're shelationship keeps you strong.

by Fire Mama June 28, 2018

Sklemation

"Sklemation", (¡) used when writing books; sometimes an exclamation mark just isn't enough and you want to convey a subtle whisper.

Sklemation - Esther said: "¡THERE ARE SHARKS IN THE SHORE! GET AWAY FROM THE SHORE¡". We are fully aware that this sentence should in reality be shouted but we believe the example is still relevant.

by emilflarsen January 30, 2025

Screamation

The act of screaming into the urn of a deceased person that left this world owing you money.

It was a lovely funeral service for grandpa, except for the screamation ceremony performed by his ex wife. She just couldn't accept that grandpa left this world owing her $6. She yelled so intensely into his urn that she got ashes in her eyes!

by OJ Skrimpson March 13, 2026

cameron schemioneck

Mad cunt

I’m being such a madcunt today I feel like a Cameron Schemioneck

by Lolicat April 21, 2020