scheming up

Scheming up means Coming up (Nigga we made it)

"I used to drive the acura to school"
"Now I dont touch the wheel unless its new"
(we call that scheming up)

by The 1st to define this April 17, 2015

Schlinglebobbing

The act of what is known as "retard language" used amongst retards and people going to brock U.

Blacksh: eUGHhhHH >.<
King: guy wtf is you doing
Blacksh: Dude i'm j schlinglebobbing why you aint levelin w me

by goat23.4 November 4, 2023

Shelina

Mother Brown Bear in the Native American Medicine Wheel is the most kindest person you will ever come across however, she is useless in a crisis (occasionally) and has a tendency to find things very funny 24/7. Not to be crossed when tired, she loves to clean and stay out of trouble - thus meaning that she'll do what ever she can to avoid an argument. Making delicious food often comes with a downside: a messy kitchen that Shelinas cannot cope with. A real family person, Shelinas will always make time for their family but often need to get away from it all by "going for coffee." (Note: sometimes when Shelinas let it be known that they are going out, it can sometimes be used as just as an excuse to have coffee due to their addiction to the social event.) Shelinas cannot stand to stand still, they always need to have " things to do, places to go, people to see." They are often incredibly giggly too. Often feel like they sound like Adele in their head but that does not come across in their singing. Are almost always on Pinterest and have a weakness for Minion quotes. But they always deserve more than they get. Shelinas are incredibly rare. If you do manage to find a Shelina, count yourself incredibly lucky. You'd do well to hold onto her. But then again, what's that got to do with the price of bread?

Mike: Hey whats your name
Shelina: *giggles*
Mike: Shelina? :D

by lola98765432 June 24, 2016

Schling schlong

A schlong so large it requires a hammock to hold it up.

Did anyone bring my hammock for my schling schlong?

by Schlonganator January 13, 2018

schlingy

adj.- one who is untrustworthy, capable of taking your money and not paying you back.

Don't loan that muthafucka any money cause he act all schlingy.

by Vindettah P.O.R.G. June 11, 2006

schling

A very small penis; the opposite of a schlong

Aye bruh you got that fat cock, huh? Nah dude I got a schling :(

by BanterMcGee February 2, 2021

Schlingel

Word for people, which are harder than a Julian (search for Julian). They are almost blond but don't look like Justin Bieber! (C'mon they're not gay!) If you meet one, my advice is:

1. Stay Calm
2. Say a polite "Good Day Sir!"
3. Dont try to eat him, beacause he will poisen you

"Oh he is a schlingel and eat the last stripe of bacon" --> means he's an asshole

by schwüggel&thedoctor77 February 3, 2014