Schluck

A term used to describe the action of a guy sucking/licking his own dick.

Person1: Can you schluck?

Person 2: Yeahh I can , I schluck after watching porn.

by Get2Kno February 1, 2010

Schlucke

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!
Mother: Shut up.

by BAHD April 17, 2007

Schluckebier

THE most endangered races to date. They eat loads of bacon and Lucky Charms while running marathons. For fun. Only one has been caught in the past 10 years and the government has put together the NAAS (National Association for Acquiring Schluckebiers) to capture and harvest these beings as they are a sufficient source of energy (41 trillion gigawatts per .453 milliseconds ).

Look at that Schluckebier! I heard he gets so much pussy!

by DailyNews March 19, 2013

schluck

Coined on the British satire show, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, schluck is a television safe version of the word "fuck".

"My internet is so shclucking slow, I have to wait the whole damn day to load a schlucking mysapce profile.
What the schluck?"

by Schuckingston September 6, 2010

schluck corn

To jack one's parking spot as they are pulling away.

As soon as this a-hole pulls out, I'm gonna schluck his corn.

by steelman August 14, 2003

Schluck

A term used to describe hair which has been gelled or greased too flat.

-"Man you hair is schluck!"
-"Yeah? I put a whole tub of BrylCream in it"

by Seb-Sta June 27, 2007

Schluck

Made by the YouTuber Introspective, and it means an annoying or irritating person.

Person: "Hey."
Me: "Hello."
Person: "Hey."
Me: "Hello?"
Person: "Hey."
Me: "Hello..."
Person: "Hey."
Me: "Ok"
Person: "Hey."
Me: "Stop"
Person: "Hey"
Me: "Stop it you schluck!"

by Dizzi Diamond November 10, 2018